Overheard...again...

Troy was fixing Haley lunch. He made Haley one sandwich and made himself 2 sandwiches.
Haley: Wow. You get all those?
Troy: Yeah, cause I'm a fatty.
Haley: Your head's fat but your bellies not.

Ah...we'll just go ahead and call Troy 'Fathead' from now on.

Overheard...

Haley was arguing with Troy one morning, and somehow they were debating on whether Troy was smart or not. So, this is how I remember it going down...

Troy: I'm smart.
Haley: Oh yeah...what's 2 plus 2?
Troy: 4
Haley: Hmmmm... What's 9 plus 9?
Troy: 18
Haley(walking away and telling Makenna-her cousin): Wow. He is smart.

Troy and I both just cracked up. I'm now happy to say that puts me in the smart category!