From the mouth of Jake...

1. Jake and Kyle stayed the night at my parents last night. Jason is living at home for awhile, and they were playing with him. I guess Jason was tickling Kyle and Kyle wet his pants - (apparently, just a little). Jake was telling my dad what happened, and my dad asked Jake if it was pretty funny...Jake responded, "Well, not if you're Kyle."

2. Last weekend we were at Kenny and Cherice's before the priesthood session for a BBQ. Jake was wearing an OLD hand me down pair of pants. The boys all came running up stairs, hollering, "Jake cracked his pants!" Well, you can imagine what I thought they were saying...it took awhile for me to realize that cracked didn't mean "crapped" and that his pants were torn...right down the butt. Jake didn't mind - and wore them the rest of the night. Then, when I tried to throw them away before bedtime Jake begged that I sew them...ummmm....let me think about it...NO!